myew: i feel like my life is one big passive aggressive text post sigh
I don’t like to act because my life is a pantomime anyway.– Karl Lagerfeld
I like my coffee like I like my women:
Not at all, really.
itmakesnosense: Canon 7D vs. Barbie Video Girl A comparison between my two new cameras: The $1,800 Canon 7D versus the $50 Barbie Video Girl… available in the girlie aisle of your local Toys R Us. It’s the sassiest camera money can buy.
Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.– David Foster Wallace, ‘Infinite Jest’. (via hammerito)
Eventually I’m going to crawl inside your mouth and replace your internal...– Ben Gold (via petervidani)
I’d rather be a godless fag who can’t marry than a judgey, obese,...
Richard Brautigan was found on the floor of his living room at a window...
The two lessons I want to give people is that you’re more insignificant...– Lawrence Krauss