There are four things I want to do this summer, but they’re roommates so...– Leo Spaceman, 30 Rock.
"What is Magic Mike!?!"
"You are obviously not a homosexual."
One of the quickest ways to ensure that I won’t do...
Unless it’s in the bedroom. Then you’re probably good.
After speaking with Kansas Food Assistance this...
pussy & poetry: “And I remember when I met him, it... →
“And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. And as the years went on, things got more difficult- we were faced with more challenges. I begged him to stay. Try to remember what we had at the beginning. He was charismatic,…
Steal a kiss.
Rob me blind.
Submerge me in cool water.
Do not submerge me in Cool Water.
now ill never be able to eat oreos without thinking of two gays going at it...
I'm reading the comments on the "Pride Oreo," a...
We officially need a new plague.
I wish I could tell you that it gets better, but it doesn’t get better. YOU get...
Can I start a Kickstarter for my life?
Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens...– Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume.
You’re handsome now,
but I bet you used to be beautiful.
Joseph Dreamboat-Levitt: Fuck it. Enough is... →
josephdreamboatlevitt: Whenever something horrific happens in the news, I feel like maybe I should make one of those It Gets Better videos. Imagine being a gay kid in a shitty situation, and every week it seems like you’re reading about someone just like you getting beat up and blinded. I think the It Gets…