July 2012
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June 2012
“There are four things I want to do this summer, but they’re roommates so...”
– Leo Spaceman, 30 Rock.
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Magic Mike
"What is Magic Mike!?!"
"You are obviously not a homosexual."
One of the quickest ways to ensure that I won’t do...
Unless it’s in the bedroom. Then you’re probably good.
After speaking with Kansas Food Assistance this...
Also, modest.
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pussy & poetry: “And I remember when I met him, it... →
“And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. And as the years went on, things got more difficult- we were faced with more challenges.
I begged him to stay. Try to remember what we had at the beginning.
He was charismatic,…
Steal a kiss.
Rob me blind.
Submerge me in cool water.
Do not submerge me in Cool Water.
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“now ill never be able to eat oreos without thinking of two gays going at it...”
I'm reading the comments on the "Pride Oreo," a...
We officially need a new plague.
“I wish I could tell you that it gets better, but it doesn’t get better. YOU get...”
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Can I start a Kickstarter for my life?
“Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens...”
– Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume.
You’re handsome now,
but I bet you used to be beautiful.
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Joseph Dreamboat-Levitt: Fuck it. Enough is... →
josephdreamboatlevitt:
Whenever something horrific happens in the news, I feel like maybe I should make one of those It Gets Better videos. Imagine being a gay kid in a shitty situation, and every week it seems like you’re reading about someone just like you getting beat up and blinded. I think the It Gets…
