"Serpent-handling pastor dies from rattlesnake...
SATAN DID IT, YOU GUYS.
I just want to live in a city where "I got stuck...
My readers are awful pieces of shit and I can think of twenty of them, right off...– Too good not to reblog — Warren Ellis » Sometimes I Think About Reinstating The Comments System (via americastoppushing)
For a while, my only interests on Facebook were...
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome...
Just kidding. I wallow in misery for as long as inhumanly possible.
I should probably just add “Sorry I didn’t answer....
It says a lot about how vile Pete Campbell is when...
ENJOY GOING THROUGH LIFE AS YOURSELF!
Is that a thing?
I hate dead baby jokes.
My mother was a stillborn.
I just remembered that I got "Shame" in the mail.
If you need me, I’ll be over here, Fassturbating.
Home Depoe: FACEBOOK STATUSES DURING THE BLACK... →
careyodonnell: -Prepared the finest goose feast for the visiting Baron, with homegrown potatoes and parsley on the side!! It’s a shame we cannot barter at market anymore due to quarantine…*9 Likes, 3 comments -HIS LORDSHIP’S HARVEST BALL, THIS SATURDAY @dusk. So many Yeomen up in HERE!!! Dancing!!! Four Loko!!…
why am i not submerged in cold water?
People text me when they hear Grimes.
People also text me when they hear “Call Me Maybe.”
youlooklikeamuppet: A poem by Sharon Needles
Sleeping can be a form of emotional escape and...
I don't have good days and bad days anymore.
midwesthotmess: I have bad days and worse days.
I'm here to tell you that lying in bed all day,...
Brent Reichenberger: Defying gender stereotypes since 1986.