June 2012
"Serpent-handling pastor dies from rattlesnake...
SATAN DID IT, YOU GUYS.
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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As above,
so Beyoncé.
May 31st
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May 31st
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arlingtondr:
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May 30th
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I just want to live in a city where "I got stuck...
May 30th
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“My readers are awful pieces of shit and I can think of twenty of them, right off...”
– Too good not to reblog — Warren Ellis » Sometimes I Think About Reinstating The Comments System (via americastoppushing)
May 29th
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For a while, my only interests on Facebook were...
May 29th
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome...
Just kidding. I wallow in misery for as long as inhumanly possible. 
May 29th
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I should probably just add “Sorry I didn’t answer....
May 28th
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It says a lot about how vile Pete Campbell is when...
May 28th
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ENJOY GOING THROUGH LIFE AS YOURSELF!
May 28th
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Emotionally asexual.
Is that a thing?
May 28th
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I hate dead baby jokes.
My mother was a stillborn.
May 27th
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May 27th
May 27th
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I just remembered that I got "Shame" in the mail.
If you need me, I’ll be over here, Fassturbating. 
May 27th
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Home Depoe: FACEBOOK STATUSES DURING THE BLACK... →
careyodonnell: -Prepared the finest goose feast for the visiting Baron, with homegrown potatoes and parsley on the side!! It’s a shame we cannot barter at market anymore due to quarantine…*9 Likes, 3 comments -HIS LORDSHIP’S HARVEST BALL, THIS SATURDAY @dusk. So many Yeomen up in HERE!!! Dancing!!! Four Loko!!…
May 27th
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why am i not submerged in cold water?
May 27th
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People text me when they hear Grimes.
People also text me when they hear “Call Me Maybe.”
May 27th
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May 25th
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WatchWatch
youlooklikeamuppet: A poem by Sharon Needles
May 25th
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Sleeping can be a form of emotional escape and...
May 24th
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I don't have good days and bad days anymore.
midwesthotmess: I have bad days and worse days.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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I'm here to tell you that lying in bed all day,...
Brent Reichenberger: Defying gender stereotypes since 1986.
May 23rd
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