Oh, sorry I passed you an STD, but I enjoy your...
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There is a very good reason that a father/daughter body swapping movie has not...
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midwesthotmess: LET’S PLAY IT EVERYWHERE ON REPEAT ALL THE TIME ALWAYS GOD DAMN IT
Words with Hopelessness
H: I'm reading The Hunger Games in the bath. All I need now is fifteen cats.
Me: I need you to listen to me very carefully.
Get the hair dryer.
Turn it on.
Hug it and all your new cats, and dive.
It's the only way.
It's best for all of you.
Hurry before you start collecting newspapers and calling your cats "tributes."
Obsession | Lila Rose
I don’t hate anyone for how they look. I hate people for who they are.– Sharon Needles.
ohheybill: I have found the worst 28 seconds in the history of music.
A ring of salt will protect you.
Unless you’re a slug.
I know you care so much about the things you care...
If I wanted to go on some dates, I would. But I don’t. Because...
An unattractive gay man is one of the most...
I don’t believe in romance, but I do believe in tact.– Deadthing
itsnotanaddiction asked: That picture of the guys sitting in the witching circle or whatever is from one of David DeCoteau's films, which I think you would find very appealing. :) All of his stuff is available on Netflix discs, but I think a few are on instant. Standouts are The Brotherhood series, Leeches!, Killer Bash, and Beastly Boyz. Not that I've seen them all or anything...
I want somebody to be sad and I want to know I am...
In the beginning was the Word.
Then came the fucking word processor.
"So, talk to me about why I'm your dream girl."
"This is going to be a short conversation."
I'm never unaware of how I'm coming across.
If you think I’m being rude or short with you, you’re probably right.