May 2012
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Oh, sorry I passed you an STD, but I enjoy your...
May 1st
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April 2012
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You’re never going to be famous unless you start...
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“There is a very good reason that a father/daughter body swapping movie has not...”
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STARSHIPS BY NICKI MINAJ IS YOUR SUMMER PARTY...
midwesthotmess: LET’S PLAY IT EVERYWHERE ON REPEAT ALL THE TIME ALWAYS GOD DAMN IT
Apr 29th
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Words with Hopelessness
H: I'm reading The Hunger Games in the bath. All I need now is fifteen cats.
Me: I need you to listen to me very carefully.
Get the hair dryer.
Turn it on.
Hug it and all your new cats, and dive.
It's the only way.
It's best for all of you.
Hurry before you start collecting newspapers and calling your cats "tributes."
Apr 29th
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ListenObsession | Lila Rose
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“I don’t hate anyone for how they look. I hate people for who they are.”
– Sharon Needles. 
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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WatchWatch
ohheybill: I have found the worst 28 seconds in the history of music.
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A ring of salt will protect you.
Unless you’re a slug.
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I know you care so much about the things you care...
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“If I wanted to go on some dates, I would. But I don’t. Because...”
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An unattractive gay man is one of the most...
Apr 24th
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“I don’t believe in romance, but I do believe in tact.”
– Deadthing
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ListenListen
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itsnotanaddiction asked: That picture of the guys sitting in the witching circle or whatever is from one of David DeCoteau's films, which I think you would find very appealing. :) All of his stuff is available on Netflix discs, but I think a few are on instant. Standouts are The Brotherhood series, Leeches!, Killer Bash, and Beastly Boyz. Not that I've seen them all or anything...
Apr 23rd
I want somebody to be sad and I want to know I am...
Apr 22nd
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In the beginning was the Word.
Then came the fucking word processor.
Apr 22nd
"So, talk to me about why I'm your dream girl."
"This is going to be a short conversation."
Apr 21st
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I'm never unaware of how I'm coming across.
If you think I’m being rude or short with you, you’re probably right.
Apr 21st
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