April 2012
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March 2012
“In Leviticus it states a man shalt not lie with a man like a woman. Well, I...”
“As conditions worsen, they descend into savagery, experimenting with witchcraft,...”
I'm not the forgiving type.
midwesthotmess:
I’m always throwing the baby out with the bath water
Because fuck babies.
There are two ways that one can cope with being an...
Attempt to change, and be someone you’re not or simply accept and revel in it.
“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”
– Ernest Hemingway, The Paris Wife by Paula McLain (via thatkindofwoman)
“Tim Curry, on the other hand, has always looked, acted, and sounded like your...”
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I saw "Twister" when it was still in theatres in...
There is the following line: “Yeah, well, Kansas is a mess. There’s a big crease right through Wichita! ROLL THE MAPS!”
Upon hearing their city’s name mentioned in a major studio film, the entire audience, I shit you not, burst into applause.
Sigh.
I'm not a slut.
I am an opportunist.
All I'm asking is for James Dean, Paul Newman,...
Is that so much to ask?
Please spay or neuter your ignorant.
Charlize Theron's character in "Young Adult" is my...
Please don't insist something is "ligit" if you...
Also, please stop referring to things as “legit.”
"Planned Parent Trap"
ryanhatesthis:
suburbantragic:
Two long lost identical twins team up to trick their divorced parents into getting an abortion.
This made me literally spray coffee at my computer.
How To Tell Your Extremely Christian Mother You...
midwesthotmess:
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