March 2012
Two-Headed Boy Part II (Neutral Milk Hotel Cover)...
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February 2012
Writer in theory,
mindless wage slave in practice.
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Anonymous asked: god lose the beard. the bottom half of your head looks like old moby.
My Instagram: tristanreveur.
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"Because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of...
Spitters are quitters, Jesus
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I'm a jealous and hateful person.
midwesthotmess:
In case you hadn’t noticed.
“Of course, a Rick Santorum presidency is just pure fantasy. If JFK’s presidency...”
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Answer a text message in your head,
only to find out hours — sometimes days — later you did not, in fact, ever physically type a response.
When Marlon Brando bites his lip I swoon so hard I...
When I bite my lip I look mentally challenged.
“People have had bowel movements more romantic than The Vow.”
I won't be voting for Santorum.
Mainly because I’d rather not be thrown into a concentration camp for liking cock.
"You are so beautiful...to me."
But just to me. Everyone else thinks you’re pretty unattractive.
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Dear Conservative Kansans "OUTRAGED" by the recent...
If you say Lev 18:22 is the “Word of God” then shouldn’t you abide by all of the other laws contained within that book? So that’s no more haircuts or shaving (Lev 19:27), wearing clothes made of more than one fabric (Lev 19:19), letting cows graze with other cattle (Lev 19:19), and if you cheat on your wife you both must die (Lev 20:10). These are all clear cut laws, just...
