Two-Headed Boy Part II (Neutral Milk Hotel Cover)...
Writer in theory,
mindless wage slave in practice.
Anonymous asked: god lose the beard. the bottom half of your head looks like old moby.
My Instagram: tristanreveur.
"Because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of...
Spitters are quitters, Jesus
I'm a jealous and hateful person.
midwesthotmess: In case you hadn’t noticed.
Of course, a Rick Santorum presidency is just pure fantasy. If JFK’s presidency...
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Answer a text message in your head,
only to find out hours — sometimes days — later you did not, in fact, ever physically type a response.
When Marlon Brando bites his lip I swoon so hard I...
When I bite my lip I look mentally challenged.
People have had bowel movements more romantic than The Vow.
I won't be voting for Santorum.
Mainly because I’d rather not be thrown into a concentration camp for liking cock.
"You are so beautiful...to me."
But just to me. Everyone else thinks you’re pretty unattractive.
Dear Conservative Kansans "OUTRAGED" by the recent...
If you say Lev 18:22 is the “Word of God” then shouldn’t you abide by all of the other laws contained within that book? So that’s no more haircuts or shaving (Lev 19:27), wearing clothes made of more than one fabric (Lev 19:19), letting cows graze with other cattle (Lev 19:19), and if you cheat on your wife you both must die (Lev 20:10). These are all clear cut laws, just...