October 2011
Are people here under the impression they're...
midwesthotmess:
Because we’re not. At all.
"He's so, 'I hate people.' And I'm SO 'I hate...
I'll probably just get some animal ears and call...
“What are you supposed to be?” “A drunk rabbit.”
Oh, please. You’d look good in a paper bag.
– Serial killers
I was about to go shut the vent down in our creepy cellar/basement thing so I wasn’t being baked alive in my room, but decided against it, because that is what stupid people in horror movies do to get killed. So I’m using my window unit A/C. It’s 46 degrees outside.
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fuckyeahigrind replied to your post: You can tell a lot about someone by the way they spell “okay.”
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NO, RYAN! BAD!
You can tell a lot about someone by the way they...
Not liking things is the new liking things.
The Thing that Comes in the Night
He takes off his shoes and walks the house. That way, you won’t hear anything as he approaches, except the blood hitting the floor as it drips from his elbows.
I have no idea who she is. I know that she looks like someone who would annoy...
– A text I just sent.
My nails are too long.
ANXIETY ATTACK.
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romancingtheghost replied to your post: I would rather commit mass genocide
Well, you don’t care about the masses, so that doesn’t really mean much…in the end you’re still alive, they’re all dead, and you’d probably be happier!
Jared just gets me.
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midwesthotmess asked: Your blog = quality
His mouth will taste of lemons,
and mine of bones.
Things I will never understand:
How Sarah Jessica Parker was so hot in “Hocus Pocus.”
It smelled like donuts and Long John Silvers...
I wanted to eat the air.
He woke up and broke his fast on oat cakes. He would not be a man-grown until he had raped his first wench. From the corner, the stable boy watched in horror. “Hodor,” he whispered.
“Game of Thrones” in five sentences or less.
I would rather commit mass genocide
than make a grammatical or spelling error on any social network.
Facebook is for passive aggressively talking shit...
Real life is for talking shit about everyone.
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oliphaunts replied to your post: Positivity is well and good
I hope you weren’t motivated to post this just because I said my cheeseburger dinner (therefore, my life) was good. I will never post about delicious dins again Brent, I swear!
Food is one thing I’m 100% okay with being positive about.
Positivity is well and good
for some people, I guess. But incessant, almost aggressive optimism gets to a certain point where it screams naiveté or willful ignorance. Listen, I don’t jump down your throat when you tell me about how “absolutely beautiful today is” or “how perfect life is” so just keep your mouth fucking shut when I have something to say that isn’t cheery or about sunshine and puppies.
Brent’s Law: Your...
If you're one of those people who delusionally...
Come and hang out with me. We’d probably have a lot in common.
If the adage "Talk shit, get hit." held true
I’d be constantly covered in blood and bruises.
You say, "antisocial." I say, "I hate everyone."
Tomato, tomahto.