October 2011
Are people here under the impression they're...
midwesthotmess: Because we’re not. At all.
Oct 31st
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"He's so, 'I hate people.' And I'm SO 'I hate...
Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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I'll probably just get some animal ears and call...
“What are you supposed to be?” “A drunk rabbit.”
Oct 29th
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Oct 27th
ListenLana Del Ray | Video Games (Balam Acab Remix)
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“Oh, please. You’d look good in a paper bag.”
– Serial killers
Oct 25th
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Oct 22nd
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I was about to go shut the vent down in our creepy cellar/basement thing so I wasn’t being baked alive in my room, but decided against it, because that is what stupid people in horror movies do to get killed. So I’m using my window unit A/C. It’s 46 degrees outside.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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fuckyeahigrind replied to your post: You can tell a lot about someone by the way they spell “okay.” k NO, RYAN! BAD!
Oct 20th
You can tell a lot about someone by the way they...
Oct 20th
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Not liking things is the new liking things.
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
The Thing that Comes in the Night
He takes off his shoes and walks the house. That way, you won’t hear anything as he approaches, except the blood hitting the floor as it drips from his elbows.
Oct 19th
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“I have no idea who she is. I know that she looks like someone who would annoy...”
– A text I just sent.
Oct 19th
My nails are too long.
ANXIETY ATTACK.
Oct 19th
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romancingtheghost replied to your post: I would rather commit mass genocide Well, you don’t care about the masses, so that doesn’t really mean much…in the end you’re still alive, they’re all dead, and you’d probably be happier! Jared just gets me. 
Oct 18th
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midwesthotmess asked: Your blog = quality
Oct 18th
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His mouth will taste of lemons,
and mine of bones.
Oct 18th
Things I will never understand:
How Sarah Jessica Parker was so hot in “Hocus Pocus.”
Oct 18th
It smelled like donuts and Long John Silvers...
I wanted to eat the air.
Oct 18th
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He woke up and broke his fast on oat cakes. He would not be a man-grown until he had raped his first wench. From the corner, the stable boy watched in horror. “Hodor,” he whispered. “Game of Thrones” in five sentences or less.
Oct 17th
I would rather commit mass genocide
than make a grammatical or spelling error on any social network.
Oct 17th
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Facebook is for passive aggressively talking shit...
Real life is for talking shit about everyone.
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Listenmisswallflower: The times we had, Oh, when the...
Oct 16th
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oliphaunts replied to your post: Positivity is well and good I hope you weren’t motivated to post this just because I said my cheeseburger dinner (therefore, my life) was good. I will never post about delicious dins again Brent, I swear! Food is one thing I’m 100% okay with being positive about. 
Oct 16th
Positivity is well and good
for some people, I guess. But incessant, almost aggressive optimism gets to a certain point where it screams naiveté or willful ignorance. Listen, I don’t jump down your throat when you tell me about how “absolutely beautiful today is” or “how perfect life is” so just keep your mouth fucking shut when I have something to say that isn’t cheery or about sunshine and puppies.   Brent’s Law: Your...
Oct 16th
If you're one of those people who delusionally...
Come and hang out with me. We’d probably have a lot in common.
Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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Listentheidiotking: Sea Wolf - Middle Distance Runner
Oct 14th
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If the adage "Talk shit, get hit." held true
I’d be constantly covered in blood and bruises. 
Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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You say, "antisocial." I say, "I hate everyone."
Tomato, tomahto. 
Oct 13th
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