January 2012
155 posts
"I have the song from Mary Poppins in my head."
"What? Why?"
"I was listening to an episode of This American Life about babysitting and — Oh, my god. I am so white."
As above.
So below.
I don't have any fears. Irrational, random, or...
What I’m trying to say, is that I’m fearless. Like Taylor Swift.
If I had to sum up my existence with the title of...
“Home Alone.”
Sidenote: "Booty text" just doesn't sound right.
Also, “booty” is a terrible word.
Currently receiving the world's longest and most...
Unfortunately for him, I am sober.
I'm not really an interesting person.
I just play one on the internet.
Hi.: What happens if you fall in love with a... →
karenfelloutofbedagain:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or…
“If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.”
...
“Think about it: There is no experience you’ve had that you were not at the...”
–
David Foster Wallace, This is Water (39)
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Me: "John! You have to be at work in an hour! Think sober thoughts!"
John:
Me:
John:
Me:
John: "What flavor of ice cream do you think polar bears like best?"
The Church of Latter Day Snakes.
Self Absorption at Discount Prices.: "Forever... →
theidiotking:
It’s like daring the universe to keep you from achieving happiness for the rest of your life. “If I say this out loud, there’s no way it’ll ACTUALLY come true, right?” Fuck you. The universe doesn’t owe you shit. You don’t have to go out and The Secret your way through life, loudly proclaiming, “I…
Thank you.
“You definitely don’t want to die anywhere you can see the stars at night.”
Life's a sport?
Oh…that explains everything.
“‘Boyfriend’ is just another one of those gross words. Like...”
“I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
I desperately need to learn to keep my fucking...
In every context.
“And if Rick in Pittsburgh or whatever isn’t going to listen to my music...”
– Perfume Genius
“I like my women like I like my Thanksgiving: Not at all, but if I don’t at...”
