Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
I can give you a thousand more reasons if you want to do that.
I hate it when the only solution to a problem is ‘get a tattoo’– Elizabeth Trundle (via nevver)
There is a thin line between floral and Hawaiian...
Should I eat this edible before going to see “The...
What’s that? Yes? Okay, good. I’m glad we agree.
Are "Twerk" and "Ratchet" over yet?
"You don't have children, do you?"
"I barely have furniture."
azaleadalen: I. When I was trying to quit smoking and we drank white wine from Mason jars, you called my freckles cocoa powder and I called your green eyes celery. II. I am learning how to be a grown-up who pays bills, cooks her own meals, and doesn’t cry at words like I think I just want to be friends. III. The truth is this: Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens. - All...